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Bizarre Movie Theories: Zootopia was really about the crack epidemic

Furry animals, funny jokes, anthropomorphic cops. And drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. Zootopia is the story of “furry” Judy Hopps: a brave, young rabbit trying to make her way as the first of her kind in policing. Typically rabbits … Continue reading

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The New Tupac Movie was Terrible

I just saw “All Eyez on Me” the other day in theaters. I wasn’t expecting very much, but needless to say, I was incredibly disappointed. What should have been a genuine tribute to the king of West Coast hip-hop turned … Continue reading

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A Nightmare on Elm Street: Classically Cheesy

Ever since eight I’ve heard about Freddy Krueger. He’s pretty much engrained in the slasher lexicon, alongside Jason Voorhies and Michael Myers, as one of horror’s greatest villains. What starts off as a not-so-sweet nursery rhyme, “1, 2, Freddy’s coming … Continue reading

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How to Make a Movie in 2017

First of all, I’m not a filmmaker. I have a very layman’s understanding of lighting and camera angles. But I do enjoy good movies. Mostly great ones. I’ve seen more “great” movies than the average person. But I’m not advising … Continue reading

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To Hell with Frozen. I want to see something that looks like Aladdin/Beauty and the Beast. As in REAL animation

Kudos to the guys who can sit at computers and create graphics of twinkling fairies and castles. But I kind of miss the days when people actually had to draw them by hand. It kind of displayed a sort of … Continue reading

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Walt Disney once fired someone for being gay

His name was Tommy Kirk. He was the all-American teen sensation, and one of Disney’s leading young men. He had the innocent, clean-cut image of the boy next door. But underneath, there was something he had to hide: his sexuality. … Continue reading

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The Scariest Movie of all Time

While I’m still on the subject of scary stuff, there’s one particular movie that really creeps me out pretty much every time I watch it. And, no, it’s not The Ring. It’s not Paranormal Activity. It’s certainly not The Blair … Continue reading

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